Auto humor

Wife: dear, would you like me to tell how I tried our new car, or do you prefer to read about it in the newspapers?

- Father, can my girl and I take your car for the night?
- Sure, but there is no gasoline.
- No problem, we do not need it.

Two girls go on car. Suddenly the tire bursted. The girl - owner of the car says: at such minutes I regret, that I am not married.

- Why at the times when horses where the main transport there were less crashes?
- Because driver did not have to rely only on his head

- What means that tattoo at you back: 00-88?
- It is not a tattoo, my wife has pressed gas when I opened the garage.

- You are happy with the motorcycle?
- not absolutely. Someone from us is constant under repair.